The Tradition of the Cows

The Tradition of the Cows

“…that cow flatulence is a contributing factor to the depletion of the earth’s ozone layer.” Hector Arias had only been half-listening to the radio when that last statement caught his ear. “Cow flatulence?” he thought. “I wonder why?” Michael Butler had been paying...
“Ducks” & “Nashville Rain”

“Ducks” & “Nashville Rain”

Ducks Walking in Centennial Park with my ex-wife Smiling as she talks on incessantly About the ducks She has a thing for mallards Which didn’t start Until we honeymooned in San Francisco And found that in Chinatown You can get duck everything: Hangers Shoehorns...
The Swan and the Snail

The Swan and the Snail

After an interminably long time, the Albino Rhino appeared from the back room and took his place behind the counter. The Goose immediately raced towards him from her place in the lengthy, meandering line, only to have the Albino Rhino clear his throat and point one of...